A Minor Rant on “Loonatics”

I’ve been giving this whole [Loonatics](http://www.post-gazette.com/pg/05048/458932.stm) thing some thought (which is probably exactly what Warner Bros. [wants](http://news.toonzone.net/article.php?ID=2312), damn them). A lot has been written lately trashing this “re-imagining” of the Looney Tunes characters, but not much on what *should* be done. Well, I’m here to make a few suggestions. But first, some bile. The following [quote](http://www.earthtimes.org/articles/show/1659.html) from a WB wonk really stuck in my craw:

>Warner Bros. Animation president Sander Schwartz said: “This is a kids show intended for kids today who are growing up in the Internet age, an age of technology, an age of hip, cool animation, and something that we hope will resonate with that age group. ?? ??? ?? ??? ?????

Where to start? First of all, Looney Tunes *defined* “hip” and “cool” *sixty* years ago. At a time when Walt Disney was feeding the world cuddly-sweet family-friendly features and shorts, the geniuses of [Termite Terrace](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Termite_Terrace) were pumping out sarcastic, street-wise angular characters, anarchists to the core.

An *age of technology and hip animation*? ?? ????? 365 Every age has technology and hip animation. Prehistoric Frenchmen [drew Bison](http://donsmaps.com/chauvetcave.html) on their cave walls in an age of technology, that of stone. Loony Tunes fans in the 40’s and 50s were in an age of technology as well; radio, television, [nuclear proliferation](http://www.conelrad.com/). And nothing was (or is) hipper than a loud-mouthed bobbysocked Red Riding Hood getting her comeuppance from Bugs Bunny and a [Wolf](http://www.inetres.com/gp/anime/bb/bb_lrrr02.jpg) in suspiciously Disney-like coveralls.

Loony Tunes doesn’t need to be re-imagined, it just needs to be treated with respect. Here’s how:

**1) Enough with the feature films.**
*Space Jam*, while containing the best line ever about Larry Bird ( “Larry’s not white, Larry’s *clear*” ), was a disturbing exercise in product placement. *Looney Tunes Back in Action* was much better ([underrated](http://www.chud.com/chudvd/reviews/tunesback.php3), in fact), but the truth is, these characters do not repeatedly sustain ninety minutes. Therefore…

**2) Go back to making theatrical shorts.**
I don’t know the financial ramifications of tacking an animated short before a feature film, but as a filmgoer and Loony Tunes fan, I would sure be more likely to go see *Big Momma’s House IV* if I knew it was gonna have a great new short before it. Show a given short for a week theatrically, then roll it off to television the following month. How quickly they could build up a library of great material.

**3) Hire Writers.**
Yes, cartoons need to be written, not just rendered on a rack of SUN stations in a Korean sweat shop. Get writers who not only understand the Loony Tunes characters, but know that they were, and should always be written for, intelligent *adults*. If done well, the kids will come (see *The Incredibles*).

**4) Clone Carl Stalling.**
Seriously. Call the sheep guy, he can probably get it done. ????? ???????? ?? ?????? 2023

35,699 responses to “A Minor Rant on “Loonatics””

  1. you made a good point by using the words “lack of respect”, they (WB) have shown proper disreguard for Loonet Tunes as a whole, remaking the characters or descendants (which i originally assumed was just a lame excuse eventually tweaked to the show) i mean take a look at Tiny Toons, that was a GOOD example of how they could have re-hashed the series, it wasn’t off the wall, they interacted with the original characters, and it had the original flair of the classics with a steven spieldberg twist, which is great, this whole hip-technology theory is ludicris and typical corporate bigwig talk, it’s not just a re-hash, it’s like messing with the whole idea of the classics, tainting it with this nonsensical “new-age” pish-posh (must keep it clean :p i don’t understand how they would assume kids today couldn’t still be into the classics i mean it’s lasted half a century for a reason, the head of WB himself said on MSNBC “it’s only a cartoon, people just need to lighten up”, if he’s ever seen Looney Tunes he would know it’s more than “just a cartoon”, for him to say it’s “just a cartoon” seems as if he’s dismissing the great work of Chuck Jones and the like, almost shrugging off the significance of the classics, i’m not saying the Loonatics ratings won’t go through the roof but they’re the ones building this philosophy onto kids that everything has to be hip techonolgy whatever, i’m pretty sure kids now would enjoy the original Looney Tunes just as much as they would enjoy Loonatics, personally, as a fan of Looney Tunes and an artist inspired by Chuck Jones, i’m rooting against this series and hopes it runs to the ground teaching WB a lesson, you can’t just mess with something like this, it’s like on the Simpsons where the bigwigs come up with something ridiculous that could only to be seen as a satire, except this is actually happenning, to my favorite cartoons of all time, i am appalled, i think they’re making a huge mistake, it’s been tainted, ruined, i don’t know what else to say..you’ve made good points about the feature films they should stick with the old formula, but with things the way they are and these retards running the business, the future of the good stuff seems mighty bleak, but someday this nincompoopery will come to a close, i still have faith